Scott has disappeared but we stole his ideas, so that's what it's going to have to be for now. Assuming you're in (soft) lockdown like us, we're hoping to bring you some amusement. Beta testers welcome. Just email us.

xoxo Mendes Mundi Inc.

Dear Baba and Birdie,

Finally freed from quarantine and allowed into the big city. Staying in Manhattan for now. The pigeons here R lovely (though I confess I miss the Venetian ones a lot). Wish me luck when you can. My # here is +1.929.654.1380.

Ever your only,

xSM

PS. Do you happen to remember the restaurant we went to all those years ago after cousin Wendy fell off the boat in Central Park? A mosaic there has been embedded in my memory since then. Fingers crossed you remember the name.

Scott Mendes stuck at sea
Doting on catastrophe
Myriad merfolk spit out socks
To keep him free of salmon pox

The bark is bowed in a bad way
It soaks itself with night and day
S. M. watches without cause
Giving his blank mind to pause

Idea strikes but quite far off
A mind is stirred and sounds a cough
The oars combust in magic mist
Scott Mendes sighs a pigeon’s kiss

Another week, another missed deadline. To salute your patience and our embarrassment in equal measure, we send tidings from days of future past: Watch Listen

Is this an art prank? Not at all. The app is just delayed. We hope to have iOS Beta ready for you by Tuesday May 21st. Once we nail iOS later this month, we start speaking to Android. Thanks for your patience and we will continue to update here. Xoxo Scott